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Hundreds of investing and finance newsletters hit my (and maybe your) inbox every week. This is the best of the best of tech from the past week. Every Monday, we’ll tackle policy, and every Wednesday, we’ll recap finance.
This week, on Tech Wrapped, we’ve got…
💰 You Have Your Orders, Soldier: Invest!
⚡️ The Tech Ticker
🚗 What Does Elon Actually Sell?
🤖 All Eyes on AI
😆 Meme of the Week
🎙️ YouTube Oscars and the Rise of Cousins Vacations
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💰 The AI Arms Race ft. Uncle Sam
OpenAI might soon have a new sugar daddy. Amazon is reportedly in talks to invest more than $10 billion in the ChatGPT maker, much to the dismay of Microsoft and Nvidia. The deal would also tie OpenAI’s compute needs to Amazon’s homegrown Trainium and Inferentia chips, giving AWS a bigger slice of the AI infrastructure pie.
Meanwhile, the US government is getting in on the action with a new “Tech Force” of 1,000 engineers to build AI and data systems across federal agencies. The program partners with the same tech giants (Amazon, Microsoft, Nvidia, OpenAI), further blurring the line between business and busin…I mean government.
For investors, this is the AI-industrial complex forming in real time. The winners aren’t just the model-makers but the chip and cloud providers powering them. If you’re holding NVDA, AMD, or AMZN, you’re already enlisted.
⚡️ The Tech Ticker
Roomba maker iRobot filed for bankruptcy protection, saying it would go private after being bought by Picea Robotics, its primary manufacturer.
NVIDIA director Harvey Jones sold 250,000 shares for over $44 million, offloading stock he acquired in 1997, two years before NVIDIA went public.
Rivian rolled out a new Universal Hands-Free driving feature that works on more than 3.5 million miles of US and Canadian roads.
Medical supply firm Medline jumped more than 40 percent in its debut after pricing the biggest IPO of 2025 at $29 per share and raising $6.26 billion.
Trump Media is merging with fusion power company TAE Technologies in a deal valued at more than $6 billion.
🚗 Tesla's Robotaxi Bet vs. Business Math
Tesla's stock has been rallying on robotaxi hype, but here's the uncomfortable math: analysts estimate that the actual car-selling business is worth just $30-40 per share. With Wall Street's consensus price target at $383.83 (18% downside from current levels), investors are essentially betting the farm on Elon's promises about self-driving cars and robots. The company just started testing truly driverless robotaxis in Austin, which sent the stock up 3% even as the broader market declined.
So autonomy now represents over 70% of Tesla's total value, and TSLA’s energy business might be worth more than the car division. We're watching a car company transform into a very expensive AI moonshot before our eyes!
Also, California regulators just told Tesla to clean up its "autopilot" marketing, which suggests the road to full autonomy won't be as smooth as the stock price implies. Tesla's Austin fleet has been in at least seven crashes since June, though, uh, don’t look into that too much. The safety reports are [redacted].
🤖 All Eyes on AI
Micron gave a rosy sales forecast after the recent AI boom, kicking off their biggest single-day gain in more than eight months.
Wedbush analyst Dan Ives projects Microsoft will reach a $5 trillion market cap in 2026, driven by its independence from OpenAI.
Amazon added a new Alexa+ feature to Ring doorbells that uses conversational AI to manage deliveries and greet visitors.
Adobe was hit with a proposed class-action lawsuit accusing the company of using pirated books to train its SlimLM AI model.
Meta's AI glasses can now help you hear conversations better, with a new feature that amplifies the voice of the person you're talking to.
🎙️ YouTube Oscars and the Rise of Cousins Vacations
This episode of The Best One Yet dives into YouTube taking the Oscars, why multigenerational travel is exploding thanks to grandparents, and the jaw-dropping scale of Santa Claus’ annual business if it were scaled to reality.
📻 Tune in to:
Learn how YouTube just won the Oscars and why TV is quietly becoming the new battleground for tech and media giants.
Discover the “living inheritance” trend: 57% of parents are planning multigenerational trips this year, funded by grandparents.
Get the inside scoop on Claus Industries: Santa could theoretically generate $11 trillion in revenue a year if the magic scales.
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— Brandon and Blake
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