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Hundreds of investing and finance newsletters hit my (and maybe your) inbox every week. This is the best of the best of tech from the past week. Every Monday, we’ll tackle policy, and every Wednesday, we’ll recap finance.
This week, on Tech Wrapped, we’ve got…
😭 Don’t Call It a Bubble Yet (Or Do)
⚡️ The Tech Ticker
🟧 Bitcoin Can’t Catch a Break
🤖 All Eyes on AI
😆 Meme of the Week
🎙️ Nvidia’s Earnings, Budweiser’s Gen-Z Ploy, and America’s Shrinking Zestimates
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😭 Bear and Back Again: A GPU’s Journey
Much like a discerning parent listening to their kid’s favorite Bo Burnham joke, Wall Street is trying to figure out if the AI trade has gone too far. Goldman Sachs thinks as much as $19T has already been priced into AI-related stocks, meaning that the industry’s stock prices are already about as high as they can realistically go. Investors apparently agreed, as they started selling AI stocks like crazy.
But then… Nvidia dropped a generational earnings report that shook the world (and portfolios). Jensen Huang’s company expects to do $65B in quarterly sales, which is almost $3 billion more than even the MOST optimistic analyst predictions. NVDA rebounded, and the whole sector rode its coattails… for about an hour 😅
THEN, the entire market reversed course and tanked (experts still don’t fully understand why), erasing gains from NVDA’s earnings.
That is, until this morning, when NY Fed President Williams made comments implying that a December rate cut by the Fed would actually be on the table (here’s why rate cuts are good for the market). Now the major indexes are UP today.
Meanwhile, people are still trying to DAY TRADE this mess? Oi vey. Someone close the markets for the weekend, please.
⚡️ The Tech Ticker
Walmart is in talks to acquire R&A Data, a tech startup founded by two Israeli scientists that monitors online marketplaces for scams and counterfeits.
Block unveiled a 3-year financial outlook, projecting income to climb about 30% annually to $4.6 billion as CEO Jack Dorsey made a rare public appearance.
‘Baby Shark’ hasn't made its creator rich, despite being the most viewed video ever, as YouTube’s revenue-sharing model has gobbled up profits.
🟧 Bitcoin Can’t Keep its Head Above Water

The past week has been a mess for Bitcoin. Scratch that, the past MONTH has been a mess. The orange coin hasn’t been able to hold the $120K, $100K, or even $90K line. As of today, BTC’s price has fallen as low as $81K.
And the crazy thing is that it’s not really showing signs of stopping. It might take a huge catalyst like a December rate cut to even push Bitcoin higher at this point (we aren’t financial pros, do your own research).
Institutional players have bought big into Bitcoin and crypto as a whole with Digital Asset Treasury (DAT) companies like Strategy, Bitcoin ETFs, and stablecoins in the banking industry, but none of that has been enough to keep Bitcoin’s momentum going.
Some people are calling for market manipulation, others think BTC’s typical 4-year cycle got disrupted, and still others think Bitcoin is useless (same people who thought it was in a bubble at $4K… come on, people).
🤖 All Eyes on AI
Google's Gemini 3 refused to believe it was 2025, with one researcher documenting how it accused him of gaslighting when he tried to prove the date.
Google is rolling out Gemini 3-powered Nano Banana Pro for image generation and editing, offering the ability to blend up to 14 images.
Hugging Face CEO said we're in an "LLM bubble", not an AI bubble, predicting the bubble might burst next year as attention shifts to smaller models.
🤡 Meme of the Week
🎙️ Nvidia’s Earnings, Budweiser’s Gen-Z Ploy, and America’s Shrinking Zestimates
This episode of The Best One Yet breaks down Nvidia’s make-or-break earnings blowout, Budweiser’s $700M bet on a boxed wine beloved by Gen Z, and Zillow’s revelation that most US homes quietly lost value this year.
📻 Tune in to:
Learn how Nvidia’s latest earnings didn’t just crush expectations, and why hyperscalers buying more chips is the clearest proof yet that AI is a boom.
Hear why Anheuser-Busch is dropping $700 million on BeatBox, the neon “Frankenstein wine” brand that’s Gen Z’s alcoholic exception.
Discover why 53% of U.S. homes dropped in value this year, and how the country has split into “construction vs. obstruction” housing markets.
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— Brandon and Blake
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