Hello there.
We made it through another work week. Who’da thought. 😅
In this issue:
🚀 AI Is Literally Running Out of Space
⚡️ …and ETFs are Hitching a Ride
🏗️ Data Centers Are About to IPO Like It's 1999
🤖 But We Can’t All Be Friends With Elon
🎙️ The AI Arms Race & The Backlash to Hyper-Optimization
Wait, we’re going to space again, and ETFs are back? How is 2026 so early 2000’s, and more importantly, should I be considering frosted tips?
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🚀 Blasting Off Beyond Zoning Laws
Remember when Elon Musk literally said Anthropic "hates Western Civilization" like three months ago? Well, plot twist: they're business besties now. Anthropic just signed a deal with SpaceX to use ALL of the computing power at Elon's massive Colossus 1 data center in Memphis.
Thing is, Anthropic is growing so fast that they literally can't keep up. Their CEO, Dario Amodei, dropped a wild stat at a recent conference: the company grew 80x in Q1 alone. They planned for 10x growth. Oops. Is this what suffering from success looks like?
And here's the part of the pitch that could only come from Elon: the two companies are also exploring the idea of putting data centers IN SPACE. Yes, orbital data centers. SpaceX wants to launch up to a million satellites to handle AI computing because, apparently, Earth just doesn't have enough power and cooling capacity anymore.
The whole thing sounds like a sci-fi movie, but it's very real (at least, the money is). Musk even posted that he was "impressed" with Anthropic's team after spending time with them last week. Coming from someone who sued them before, that's… something.
🎤 What do you think?
From last week’s issue:

⚡️ The Tech Ticker
Space-themed ETFs are flooding Wall Street with 9 new funds launched or filed in just 3 months, all racing to capture hype before the SpaceX IPO drops.
Robinhood's new venture fund pulled in over 150,000 regular investors who now get access to private companies like OpenAI before they go public.
AMD crushed its earnings expectations and gave a better-than-expected outlook because AI chip demand is still going strong.
Alphabet (Google's parent) is about to pass Nvidia as the world's most valuable company on the heels of Google Cloud’s in-house chips.
Bumble is killing the swipe later this year after losing a ton of paying users. The CEO says whatever replaces it will be "revolutionary". Stay tuned.
🏗️ We’re About to IPO Like It's 1999
If you thought the AI hype was cooling off, Wall Street would like a word. Banks are getting ready to take a whole bunch of data center companies public over the next 18 months, and we're talking BILLIONS of dollars here.
Blackstone is kicking things off with a data center REIT (that's basically a company that owns buildings and pays you rent money as dividends) that could raise up to $1.75 billion. They're targeting brand new data centers leased to big tech companies, which is about as close to a guaranteed paycheck as commercial real estate gets.
The existing data center stocks are already on a tear. Equinix and Digital Realty, the two big publicly traded options, are both near record highs and beating the S&P 500 by over 20% this year. Even companies that just sell ventilation equipment to data centers are seeing their stocks jump 50%+ after going public.
Here's the thing: data centers need like $3 TRILLION in investment by 2030 to keep up with AI demand. That money has to come from somewhere, and private investors are tapped out. So these companies are coming to the public markets (that's us!) to raise cash. Whether that's a good deal or not depends on how much debt they're carrying and whether AI keeps growing at warp speed. But one thing's for sure: data centers are about to be everywhere on your stock screener.
🤖 All Eyes on AI
Elon Musk's lawsuit against OpenAI is getting spicy, with former employees saying the company went for speed over safety.
Spotify just dropped a wild new feature that lets AI bots create personalized podcasts for you.
Snapchat's $400 million deal with Perplexity AI just fell apart, meaning that AI search chatbot won't be showing up in your Snapchat chats anytime soon.
Chinese AI startup DeepSeek just hit $45 billion in valuation after China's government-backed tech fund led its first outside funding round.
Apple agreed to pay $250 million to settle claims that it hyped up new AI Siri features that still haven't arrived.
🤡 Meme of the Week
🎙️ The AI Arms Race & The Backlash to Hyper-Optimization
In this episode of TWiT, the hosts unpack a week where AI spending hits historic levels, governments begin pushing back against unchecked tech power, and cracks emerge in the “move fast at all costs” mentality.
📻 Tune in to:
Break down why Microsoft, Meta, and the rest of Big Tech are spending hundreds of billions on AI infrastructure, and whether Apple’s approach could be smarter.
Explore the growing backlash against tech giants, from Australia’s new levy on Meta and TikTok to Europe’s child safety rulings and Utah’s aggressive VPN law.
Dive into the strange collision of AI hype and real-world consequences, including surveillance expansions, AI-driven labor fears, and OpenAI’s rivalry with Elon Musk.
🎧 Listen on:
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— Brandon and Blake
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