Hello there.
So the US is “running” Venezuela, there’s 300B+ barrels of oil on the line, Maduro wore Nike, and it’s still harder to get into Goldman Sachs than it is to get accepted to Harvard.
What a start to 2026.
🛢️ 300B Barrels of Oil on the Wall, Take One Down, Pass it Around…
💅 “Wall Street Analysts Looking Pretty Good, No?” 39 Interviews Later
😆 Meme of the Week
📈 AltIndex’s Top Stock Ideas for the Week
Let’s get started.
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🛢️ Venezuela’s Big Oil Bonanza
President Trump’s weekend raid that snatched Nicolás Maduro basically turned the global oil market into a live‑action risk‑on trade. Trump told America’s biggest oil companies to dust off their toolkits and “fix” Venezuela’s rusted energy empire, which is sitting on 303 billion barrels of extra‑heavy crude. Shares of Chevron, Exxon, and ConocoPhillips immediately perked up in turn. Even Chevron, the only US operator still in the country, got a lift despite already having a backstage pass.
The pitch is simple: Venezuela has the world’s largest oil reserves, almost all of it the kind of sticky, asphalt-like crude that US Gulf Coast refineries were literally built to handle. Those refineries are running below capacity, and importing discounted heavy Venezuelan crude could fatten margins while sticking China with a higher tab. Hedge funds noticed too. Within 24 hours, investors went from “Venezuela is uninvestable” to “I just booked a March site visit.”
The catch is the same catch that has followed Venezuela for decades. Rebuilding the industry could take more than a decade and over $100 billion, political stability is still a coin flip, and demand for heavy crude could soften as energy transitions drag on. Every analyst agrees the near-term upside is real, but the long-term revival Trump is promising feels like one of those gym memberships you buy in January. There is enthusiasm. There is potential. There is absolutely no chance it goes according to plan.
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💅 Wall Street’s Awkward Glow-Up
JPMorgan just dropped its "Special Advisory Services" squad, led by investment banking boss Liz Myers, handing top clients a peek at the bank's playbook on everything from AI navigation to cybersecurity and real estate picks. No charge upfront, but don't get greedy; deeper dives might cost ya. Jamie Dimon calls it sharing the "secret sauce," born from clients begging for JPM's insider tips beyond just deals.
Meanwhile, over at Goldman Sachs, a 39-interview marathon story went viral: dude aced it by asking for a call script instead of cold-calling like every other hotshot, proving there’s something to be said for coachability and boldness.
While JPM is eyeing IPO hopefuls and long-haul clients as guinea pigs for this consulting side-hustle, Goldman's running their own gauntlet: Boasting a 0.7% acceptance rate that makes Harvard look like community college, taking advantage of that Gen Z hustle and grind culture. So whether it’s wooing clients or gatekeeping the boys’ club, banks are back. Remember: 2008 was 18 years ago. Most of the Zoomers don’t remember how far things can fall. For now, keep an eye on who masters the loyalty lock-in, but watch out for overstepping fees and straight-up snake oil.
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📈 Stock ideas
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Nebius $NBIS
Nebius is a forward-thinking tech company specializing in advanced AI-driven solutions. Established with a vision to revolutionize the tech industry, they have shown significant growth and development over the years. The company focuses on delivering innovative tech solutions designed to meet the evolving needs of a digital world. With a primary emphasis on customer satisfaction and technological advancement, Nebius continues to expand its footprint in the competitive tech space.
The financial data:
Revenue: $146M. That’s a 39.01% increase since last quarter and a 237.41% increase over the past year
Net income: $120M. Down 120.47% quarter over quarter and down 26.96% year over year
Price momentum: Positive short-term and extremely positive long-term price momentum
RSI: Neutral (but close to oversold territory) at 35 (What is RSI?)
P/E: High at 99.98; could be overvalued (What is P/E?)
Alternative data over the past few months:
87% positive employee sentiment (up 9%)
12% decrease in web traffic
35% increase in Twitter followers
954% increase in Facebook engagement
77% decrease in Google trends
Current price: $99.85
Target price: $116.49
Trinity Capital $TRIN
Trinity Capital is a venture debt and equipment financing provider that empowers innovation-driven growth in the business sector. The company supports early-stage growth businesses by providing high-growth startups with debt capital to help them scale and expand. With its extensive industry experience and deep relationships within the venture community, Trinity Capital stands as a pivotal financier for startups aiming to execute their growth strategies effectively.
The financial data:
Revenue: $73M. Down 4.62% since last quarter but up 27.76% since last year
Net income: $38M. Decreased by 9.19% over the past quarter but increased by 54.14% year over year.
Price momentum: Both positive short-term momentum and long-term momentum
RSI: High at at 85, which indicates a possibly overbought condition. But…
P/E: Low at 6.95; potentially undervalued by this metric.
Alternative data over the past few months:
100% positive employee outlook
There have been $1M worth of insider buys of TRIN over the past year
67% increase in Twitter mentions
42% decrease in web traffic
4% increase in Twitter followers
Current price: $15.32
Target price: $18.03
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