Hello there.
TGIF! Picture this: Amazon warehouses on the moon. Why? Donβt know, but itβs better than them building in your backyard, I guess.
In this issue:
π‘ Amazonβs Got a New Plan to Take On SpaceX's Starlink
β‘οΈ Live Nation Just Got Lit Up in Court
π Apple Might Win AI By...Not Really Trying?
π€ The Latest OpenAI vs Anthropic Beef
ποΈ Total AI Pivots and The Influencer Cold Wars
Who do you think is gonna go down as the best/worst tech billionaire of the century? Time will tell, but Appleβs being suspiciously quiet over thereβ¦
In partnership with AltIndex:
7 Space & Defense Stocks for the Most Important Year in Both Industries
The SpaceX IPO is coming. Defense spending is increasing at rates we haven't seen since the Cold War. And the Iran conflict just proved how fast the world can shift from peacetime budgets to wartime demand.
Whether this war ends next week or drags on for months, the money flowing into aerospace, defense, and space infrastructure isn't slowing down. If anything, it's accelerating. Countries are restocking. Governments are signing contracts. And the space economy is graduating from "cool concept" to real revenue.
We broke down 7 stocks across space tech and defense that we think are positioned to benefit from both of these trends at once. Legacy defense names printing cash, next-gen air mobility, orbital infrastructure, and a few that most people aren't watching yet.
Each pick includes AltIndex's alternative data scoring, price targets, and the signals that triggered them.
π‘ Bezos Must Be Seeing Stars
Jeff Bezos just wrote an $11.6 billion check to buy satellite company Globalstar, and this is basically Amazon's way of saying it still wants to compete with Starlink. You know, the satellite internet thing SpaceX has been dominating for years now. Globalstar shareholders can either get $90 cash per share or Amazon stock⦠but the deal won't close until next year, once (read: if) regulators give it the thumbs up.
Here's why this matters: right now, SpaceX's Starlink has about 10,000 satellites floating around Earth and 9 million users getting internet beamed down from space. Amazon? They've got around 200 satellites up there. Globalstar comes with 24 satellites, but more importantly, it has the spectrum rights and tech know-how for something called Direct-to-Device (D2D). That's tech talk for "your phone connects straight to satellites without needing cell towers." Amazon wants to launch 3,200 satellites by 2029.
And of course, this is all happening right before SpaceX is about to go public in what could be one of the biggest IPOs ever ($1.75 trillion valuation, btw). So Amazon is basically making sure they have a seat at the table before SpaceX shows the world how much money satellite internet can make.
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What's the dumbest financial trend of the past 5 years?
β‘οΈ The Tech Ticker
A jury just ruled Live Nation has been running an illegal monopoly, which means Ticketmaster might actually get broken up. Internal Slack messages showed employees literally joking about "robbing them blind" on parking prices, so yeah, not a great look.
Two Americans got sentenced to nearly a decade in prison for helping North Korea sneak fake IT workers into US companies.
Meta landed a massive deal with Broadcom to build its own chips through 2029. Zuckerberg says they're bringing "personal superintelligence to billions of people."
Microsoft's Surface laptops just got way more expensive thanks to tariffs and a global memory shortage. Some models jumped $500(!!!) so far.
Fashion retailer Express accidentally left customer order info wide open on the internet, including names, phone numbers, addresses, and partial payment card details.
π An Apple a Day, Making Patient Plays
While everyone else is burning billions of dollars buying GPUs and training massive AI models, Apple is over here doing basically nothing and might end up winning anyway? Somehow the most Apple move, tbh.
Think about it: companies like Microsoft and Amazon are pouring money into OpenAI and Anthropic, building data centers, and racing to create the smartest AI. Apple is just sitting back and letting everyone else do the heavy lifting, then collecting money when you use ChatGPT or Claude on your iPhone through the App Store. It's like showing up to group project presentation day and still getting an A because your name was on the paper.
Apple's real play is peak minimalism: keep selling you expensive phones and computers that become even more necessary as AI gets bigger. If AI makes you upgrade your iPhone more often (because new chips can run cooler AI features), Apple wins. If people trust Apple more because of privacy promises while AI companies feel sketchy, Apple wins. If every AI app you download costs money and Apple takes their 30% cut through the App Store, Apple definitely wins. This legit might be the smartest move in tech right now.
Sure, Apple still needs to fix Siri (they're probably using Google's Gemini to help), and there's always a chance some new AI device takes over from smartphones entirely. But for now, Apple's strategy of "let everyone else spend the money while we collect the tolls" is looking pretty genius. Sometimes the best way to win is just to stay in the game without burning all your cash trying to be first.
π€ All Eyes on AI
OpenAI's revenue chief called out Anthropic in a new memo, saying theyβre inflating their revenue numbers by $8 billion through some βcreativeβ accounting.
A Peter Thiel-backed startup called Objection wants to use AI to grade journalists on their stories, and critics are worried it could scare off whistleblowers.
A LinkedIn exec says AI isn't actually killing jobs yet, even though hiring is down 20% since 2022. He's blaming high interest rates instead.
Google says its AI caught over 99% of sketchy ads before they reached people last year, blocking more than 8.3 billion ads total.
AI traffic to retail websites is up 393% this year, and those AI-assisted shoppers are actually spending more and converting better than regular customers.
π€‘ Meme of the Week
ποΈ Total AI Pivots and The Influencer Cold Wars
In this episode of The Best One Yet, the hosts unpack one of the strangest weeks in business and internet culture, from a failed sneaker company reinventing itself as an AI play to markets rallying despite grim economic signals, all while a viral influencer feud unfolds in real time.
π» Tune in to:
Break down Allbirdsβ shocking 800% stock surge after abandoning shoes entirely for an AI infrastructure pivot, and why it might end badly.
Check out the S&P 500βs rapid climb past 7,000 despite worsening economic forecasts, and what this disconnect says about markets in 2026.
Dive into the escalating Alex Cooper vs. Alix Earle drama, where two masters of oversharing are waging a public feud while withholding the one detail everyone wants.
π§ Listen on:
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Till next time,
β Brandon and Blake
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